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May 2011

1 post

Jasper Jax:

I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I know all about witchcraft.

May 21, 20111 note

February 2011

3 posts

Feb 25, 2011

There are so many tubes! I can’t figure out which one is you!

Feb 19, 2011
Feb 9, 2011

January 2011

6 posts

What if dolphins had human tattoos on them?

- LK

Jan 24, 2011
Jan 17, 2011
There's nothing cooler than calling yourself cool.

Ripper

Jan 15, 2011
after three shots of whiskey and three beer-backs:

I need to tell you about drunk memory later - Rip

Are you going to remember to tell me? - LK

Jan 15, 2011
My car is like vendetta in here.

Robyn

Jan 15, 20111 note
No, not penis. Peanuts!

Ripper

Jan 1, 2011

December 2010

4 posts

“Thanks for not mistaking me for my hormones.” —Jessica
Dec 30, 2010
Dec 30, 2010
No, not crack pipe! Crock pot!

- Chris

Dec 19, 2010
I'm electric to nuts.

- Jehnee

Dec 13, 2010

November 2010

2 posts

Nov 11, 2010

It’s so cold I want to pour this hot milky butter all over me. - Chris

Nov 10, 2010

October 2010

8 posts

Oct 30, 2010
Vodka is in the top ten of human inventions

- Kate

Oct 30, 2010
“

Snack exchange:
1 - Are these natural Corn Nuts?

2 - Hm, what makes a cornnut natural?

1 - I dunno, being from a bulk bin at Whole Foods?

” —
Oct 29, 2010
Oct 28, 20101 note
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