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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>We say funny things.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thequotables)</generator><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Jasper Jax:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I know all about witchcraft.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/5687146681</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/5687146681</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 03:48:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>T-Shirt inside?!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh5wmeBppN1qd6vp6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;T-Shirt inside?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/3499278284</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/3499278284</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 06:24:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>There are so many tubes! I can&amp;#8217;t figure out which one is you!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There are so many tubes! I can&amp;#8217;t figure out which one is you!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/3377645789</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/3377645789</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 05:59:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgd9teGkP01qd6vp6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/3202730662</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/3202730662</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 15:20:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>What if dolphins had human tattoos on them?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;- LK&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2906725721</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2906725721</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 02:35:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Men’s bathroom.  Waimea, Hawaii. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf6zqwlt351qd6vp6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Men’s bathroom.  Waimea, Hawaii. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2802670496</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2802670496</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:23:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>There's nothing cooler than calling yourself cool.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ripper&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2771463086</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2771463086</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 23:11:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>after three shots of whiskey and three beer-backs:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I need to tell you about drunk memory later - Rip&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Are you going to remember to tell me? - LK&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2771216239</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2771216239</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 22:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My car is like vendetta in here.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Robyn&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2771184658</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2771184658</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 22:54:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>No, not penis. Peanuts!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ripper&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2551776537</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2551776537</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 03:13:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Thanks for not mistaking me for my hormones."</title><description>“Thanks for not mistaking me for my hormones.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jessica&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2535533263</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2535533263</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 21:16:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>True.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le981cQT201qd6vp6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;True.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2529951955</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2529951955</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 13:43:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>No, not crack pipe! Crock pot!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;- Chris&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2382975860</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2382975860</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2010 22:58:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm electric to nuts.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;- Jehnee&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2196888421</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/2196888421</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 02:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Well that’s an interesting addition to the gerbil...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbqgf5z6o41qd6vp6o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well that’s an interesting addition to the gerbil bumpersticker saga.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1544508490</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1544508490</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 12:46:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It&amp;#8217;s so cold I want to pour this hot milky butter all over me. - Chris</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s so cold I want to pour this hot milky butter all over me. - Chris&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1539311452</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1539311452</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 22:06:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>So you don’t have to be alone this Halloween.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb4n15NJEX1qd6vp6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So you don’t have to be alone this Halloween.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1442019406</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1442019406</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 19:39:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Vodka is in the top ten of human inventions</title><description>&lt;p&gt;- Kate&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1437486295</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1437486295</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 02:44:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Snack exchange:
1 - Are these natural Corn Nuts?  

2 - Hm, what makes a cornnut natural?  

1 - I..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Snack exchange:&lt;br/&gt;
1 - Are these natural Corn Nuts?  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2 - Hm, what makes a cornnut natural?  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1 - I dunno, being from a bulk bin at Whole Foods?&lt;/p&gt;”</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1434893323</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1434893323</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 19:45:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“You want to look like you’re jazzercizing in the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb0fw6vApb1qd6vp6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“You want to look like you’re jazzercizing in the woods?” - Carlie&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1424584838</link><guid>http://thequotables.tumblr.com/post/1424584838</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 13:13:31 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
